When I told Sarah my remuneration was 20k a month.
She said with that I could not sustain her needs.
A year later I came back with my salary at 42k,
She said it was good but not enough.
Another year passed and I came back saying it was now 60k
She said it was fine but she needed more.
When I told her I was a salaried mechanic,
She said I should look for a girl of my level.
Age was catching up with me, so I got Zennah.
She didn’t mind how much I had.
All she wanted was my attention and commitment.
She didn’t bother that I came home in an oleaginous overall.
All she cared about was that I was working hard and earning clean money.
She didn’t ask questions when I came home without a black kaveera,
All she did was smile and improvised for dinner.
Now I am a N400,000 man a month, I drive a red Subaru.
Sarah is here asking me out.
Now I have my own house,
Sarah says she wants to settle down with me.
Now I have Zennah,
Sarah says she can be my second wife.
Now I am telling her no,
Sarah wants to commit suicide.
She now says it’s me she wants.
I couldn’t be with Sarah because she was a classy girl who needed exotic maintenance.
She now says she doesn’t care about the Paris handbags.
I couldn’t be with Sarah because I was a mechanic and my greasy overall was too dirty,
She now says my job description doesn’t matter.
I am still a mechanic, what changed?
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