Hello Livelystones,
It seems like the week is already shaping out to become a week of ‘Wedding Wahalas’
A Nigerian Lady simply identified as ‘Ebube’ has taken to Twitter, to explain how she has blocked all her Single friends ahead of her upcoming wedding ( Aunty Ebube…you did well o… before one of them now will send you an iPhone 13 pro Max, a day prior to your wedding, and your husband to be, will vex and cancel the wedding just like the Bro Ray and Aunty Susan case, that we treated earlier.)
According to her tweet;
” They told us in marriage class to cut off all our single friends after our wedding. Pray for them and hook them up, if we are still interested in the friendship. Thank God l’ve already blocked them. Before they give me bad advice and ruin my upcoming wedding. Married people is this right?”
Well, l’m not married, so l don’t have much to tell Aunty Ebube. Married peeps in the house should please talk to her.
But, Aunty Ebube, l just have one question for you,
“Aunty, so someone can not be Single and be a friend to married people in peace again?…or do you have any other problems with Single people?”
And what if, just what if,
” That your marriage fails tomorrow?(I’m not praying for it to fail oo… l’m just saying what if?)
“Won’t you immediately come back to the “Singles club”?
Sorry, l forgot that a person whose marriage fails is called a “Divorcee” and not a “Single person”
I’m outta here,
Ciao!
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